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He ʻano holomua ke kumu - ʻo ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i nā haumāna e hoʻokama i mua ona a ʻoluʻolu ka hāʻawi ʻana i kāna ʻōlelo aʻo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hilahila ka haumāna i ka wā mua, akā ua hala koke. ʻO wau hoʻi, manaʻo mākou pono mākou i nā haʻawina pili lima, a laila kūpono a palekana. A ʻo ke kāne hoʻi i ka ʻūhā o ke kumu - ʻoiai, pono nā haumāna e mahalo iā ia no ke aʻo ʻana iā lākou.
He mea ʻakaʻaka, kāhea ke kāne i ʻekolu mau kaikamahine a puhi mālie i ko lākou mau manaʻo. A nani loa nā brunettes, a makemake lākou i ke kālā. ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka nui o ke kālā e kōkua i kahi kaikamahine e moe. No laila pehea inā he kāne hoʻokahi wale nō e moe pū ana, akā nui ke kālā.
ʻAe, hoʻopaʻa wau i kaʻu wiener i kekahi o lākou ma waena o ko lākou mau wāwae - ʻoiai nā nymphomaniacs ma waena o kā lākou haha inu kofe! ʻO ia ke ʻano mea e pono ai ʻoe e māʻona me nā dicks nui. No laila, hauʻoli wau no ʻelima mau minuke!