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ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻole i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana o nā kāne - ua hana maikaʻi lākou i nā wahine! He nani, akahai a akahai. Ua maopopo ua hauʻoli nā mea ʻekolu i ka kamaʻilio ʻana a ʻaʻole makemake e hana hou i kekahi manawa! Pono wau e ʻōlelo me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, he mea hoihoi loa ke pāʻani me kahi lede o kahi hale ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻole e kūleʻa. No kēlā ʻano ʻekolu, pono ʻoe i kahi wahine maʻalahi a maʻalahi me kahi orifice i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia!
He u'i nui ka lede, 'a'ole 'oe e ha'i aku! A liʻiliʻi ka mea ulana lole, ʻoiai e lawe ke kanaka i ka ʻūhā .... a ʻaʻohe mea! No laila, koe wale nō ka uka a me ka waha ʻino, ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻohauʻoli iaʻu no kēia lede!