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No ka mea aloha i nā wahine kino nui, ʻaʻole hiki ke pale ʻia kēia kino, ʻoiai ʻike wau i nā mea aloha he nui i nā wahine ʻili iwi. Akā inā ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e kau i nā peʻa he nui ma kou kino, nani ke kino o ka wahine nona iho. ʻAe wau ʻo kahi kāne - ʻekolu mau peʻa liʻiliʻi ma ke kino o ka wahine e hāʻawi iā ia i ka ʻala, akā he nui? A he aha ke alelo hoʻoneʻe ʻino ma ka hopena o ke wikiō? Manaʻo wau ʻo ia wale nō ka mea hiki ke lawe i ke kanaka i ka piko o ka leʻaleʻa.
Hiki paha i ka ʻulaʻula ke hele mai e hana me ke kapa ʻole - ʻaʻole hoʻi e hoʻāʻo e hūnā i ka ʻaʻahu a i ʻole ka palule o kāna mau hiʻohiʻona. No laila, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana o ka haku ʻōpio i kāna ʻiʻo ma kona papalina. ʻO wai ka mea e pale aku, e ʻike ana i kēlā mau umauma a me ka hoki i kahi kokoke e wehe i kēlā me kēia lā? ʻAʻohe oʻu ʻike i kekahi kāne e like me ia, a ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kekahi wahine makemake ia!
I ka wā e hiamoe ana koʻu kaikuahine, ua ʻoi aku kona nani. A ʻaʻole ʻano koho ke kaikunāne, ʻo ke kaikuahine ʻo ke kaikuahine. ʻO ka mea kupanaha, ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ka ʻiʻo o kona kaikuahine, a i ʻole, ʻo ia paha ka dick o kona kaikunāne. He mea maikaʻi kā lākou hana ʻana.
He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
Makemake wau e hiki iaʻu ke hana pēlā