ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻole i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana o nā kāne - ua hana maikaʻi lākou i nā wahine! He nani, akahai a akahai. Ua maopopo ua hauʻoli nā mea ʻekolu i ka kamaʻilio ʻana a ʻaʻole makemake e hana hou i kekahi manawa! Pono wau e ʻōlelo me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, he mea hoihoi loa ke pāʻani me kahi lede o kahi hale ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻole e kūleʻa. No kēlā ʻano ʻekolu, pono ʻoe i kahi wahine maʻalahi a maʻalahi me kahi orifice i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia!
Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))
Ua hoʻopaʻapaʻa loa kēlā kanaka iā ia. Makemake au i ka lauoho pilipili o ka latina, ka lauoho liʻiliʻi ma ka ʻili swarthy, he mea ʻono loa.