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Ma kēia hihia, ʻoiaʻiʻo ka ʻōlelo - makemake ʻoe e hele i kahi kaʻa e like me ka uku no kāu huakaʻi. A ʻaʻole ia e pili ana i ke kālā, no ka mea ʻaʻole makemake nā hitchhikers e uku kālā - pono, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i uku. Ua hoʻohui ka mea hoʻokele i ka ʻoihana me ka leʻaleʻa: ua loaʻa iā ia kahi hui no ke alanui, a i ka hana ʻana pēlā, ua hoʻolei ʻo ia i kona ʻeha. ʻOiai, no ka poʻe i nānā iā ia a hiki i ka hopena, ʻike maopopo ʻia ua hoʻopunipuni wale ke kaikamahine. Malia paha e aʻo ʻo ia iā ia e uku no nā lawelawe āna e hoʻohana ai, ma mua o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e loaʻa nā uku manuahi ma nā wahi āpau!
Kahaha mānoanoa hoki i loko o kahi liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi o ka wahine, maikaʻi o ka mea hoihoi koke e hana iā ia i ka anus! ʻO ia ʻano hiʻohiʻona e hoʻonāukiuki koke iā ia, he ʻano kino leo ʻokoʻa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu me ka labia wale nō, no ka mea, ua kikoo loa lākou, ʻaʻole hiki! Ma ke ala, ʻo kona anus ma hope o ka moekolohe ʻana me he tunnel no kahi ala kaʻa pāʻani. Akā, he aha ka ʻike moe kolohe i loaʻa i kēia lede ʻōpio, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia!
Hahahahahaha ʻae ʻae ʻo Dima Bilan ʻo ia kāna hana i kona manawa kaʻawale ʻoiai paʻakikī loa