He mōʻī wahine wahine wale nō ka wahine! Ke kū pololei, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona hoʻomalu manuahi ʻana i nā ʻiʻo o ka mua a me ka anus! A ʻo kēia me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia ka mua a me ka anus. A ʻo ke ʻano o ke kino hoʻowalewale, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia kona mau umauma i ka nui a me ke ʻano. ʻO ia ke ʻano nui aʻu e makemake ai i ka wahine nui! ʻAʻole he mauna o ka ʻiʻo ʻole a me ka momona, akā he wahine nui me nā ʻano nani. Ua pili au iā ia no ka hapalua makahiki, ʻaʻole hiki ke poina iā ia! A ʻoiaʻiʻo ma hope o kēlā me nā wahine wiwi e like me kēlā ʻaʻole wau i hopu!
ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Mia Collins.